Wednesday, November 11, 2009

No more nurse for you!

DID YOU KNOW?
In The Barrens, there is a tombstone complete with a Spirit Healer, known as The Shrine of the Fallen Warrior. This is a shrine dedicated to Michael Koiter, a designer of World of Warcraft who died during development due to heart failure.
World of Warcraft Trivia


I actually know the damn place. It was way back when i was playing with my rogue in classic wow. While i was leveling him up i climbed to the place. Ive always wondered where is the quest giver that will lead me there...never found him . . . .now i know why. Poor chap . . . . couldnt see his baby rise to glory :S



Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 10

Arlong and Valium were walking towards one of the medical wards in Thunder Bluff. Falling had asked the priest to go and visit her step brother because he had fallen sick after a major battle in Alterac Valley 1 week ago. The Assassin had to wait for couple of minutes while Arlogn went to see the Druid overseeing the patients. Some orc girl went in the room aswell. Valium always felt a bit out of place in TB. It was a place full with life and nature was breathing down his neck. He didnt like anyone breating anything in his neck. . .and he preffered more dark n dead places...especially if he made them dead. But his patron requested his company before they embark on their missions. Arlong came finaly came out the door. the orc girl rushed after him jumping with a weird smile on her face.

"Whats with the orc o.O?-asked valium.
Arlong just shook his head:
"no idea."

.....
They opened the door to his room. The giant body of Chromoly layed hapless on the bed:
"ARRRRGH if it isnt meh arena mate! Come INnN lad and take yer friend there plenty of drinks for everybody in this place! HArr HARR!- the warrior waved the bottle of whiskey around his head. Valium whispered:
"Is he trying to sound like a pirate?"
"Trying..."-agreed the Elf.
"Chromoly . . . .i see you are alive and well . . .pray tell why havent you joined us back in Northrend?"-The elf took a good measure at the orc.
"BAH. .. .BAH I TELL YA!. . . .dem Druids dun let me go laddy. . .been sayin im not fit . . .my body be weak. . . WEAK??? the ignorant fools ! Ill be smashin their heads with meh fist once i get outta here i tell ya that!"
"Well . . .you did take 76 stabs and 18 arrows . . . I reckon even the highest ranking priests in my order would need some time with your condition. . "-explained Arlong- "Besides. . . i dont think wounded warrior should be drinking in the nursery."
"Arrrr and i dont be thinkin priests should care more about money than prayin . . .ye aint hearin me barking about it!" -shouted the orc in clumsy dwarvish accent.
"AHAHAH . . . .fair enough i guess"-Arlong gave up.-"Anyway. . . .your sister asked me to come adn check you on. She is pretty upset with your condition, asked me to come give you couple of my own spells for good luck you see . . ."- Arlong gave an encouraging smile.
"Bahhh....screw luck just get me as far away from this bed as possible laddy! I be needing a good day of running i tell ya that...meh legs forgot what the ground feels like. And whats with my lilttle sister eh? She and you not trusting the fair folk tauren eh?-Chromoly drank some more whiskey.
Arlong shook his head:
"We trust the Druids of mighty Thunder Bluff . . . but we dont trust you. . ."-Arlong glanced at the pile of empty bottles . . . he could swear there were at least 20 of em.
"bah lil booze never hurt nobody . .. . *BURP*. . . much.!-Shouted the orc."Dont ya worry bout me u better get urself ready for when i am back we shall storm the arena and i wont forgive you if u slow me down *HIC*.
Valium giggled in the back of the room.
"yes well . . .about that. I am heading to Un`Goro to do soem investigation. I spent couple of days in terrokar forest and i got some dwarfs from the explorers guild to come down and help me with a research on the Silithid and Valium is going to the Caverns of Time to help the bronze dragonflight with yet another attempt of the Infinites to break history`s course. So it should be some good days before i go back in Northrend but i just thought ill honor your sisters wish and come check on you."
"Aiii aii i be aight laddy . . .i got good ppl here takin care of ol me."
"yes so i heard...karaiskakis shared some information after his visit. Well . . .ill be on my way then you take care and see you in Dalaran when i get back."
Arlong and valium headed towards the exit. A big troll passed them and went for Chromoly`s bed.
"Arrr lad...who be you? what you doing with my sheets. . . HEY! . . . . what in thrall`s beard are yoyu doing with that needle! HEY?! NURSE . . . . NURSE! Where be my nurse i tell ya!?!- Chromoly`s outrage was quite comical.
"Be cool mon . . . your nurse is on oliday now i be your new carer." then the Troll tried once again to poke the orc`s arm with the needle.
"OI OI OI . . . what holiday! i saw her this morning?"
"Dont know mon . . .some posh Blood Elf came today and said he owed her father some money . . .but see mon . . .her papa dead . . . so he say . . . be only fair give gold to her and be done with the debt ye? And then orc girl get the 500 gold and go crazy mon . . .crazy i tell ya . . .i hear from other doctors she be going to Grom`gol on safari or something. Lucky girl that one." the troll shook his head and sent away the dreamy images that were hunting his mind.
Chromoly blinked stupidly at the troll:
"Blood....BLOOD ELF????"
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VAlium was staring at Arlong all the way to the Flight Master. Nothing . . . .Finaly just before they mounted their wyverns he said:
"Well . . . *cough cough. . . . dont you think that was a bit too much? I reckon he will whine about this for months after he gets better. You rly think it was worth it?" the Assassin kept staring at his patron.
Arlong didnt say anything for awhile . . . . then the scream came.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGG!
The priest and the rogue glanced at each other:

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"-Valium fell from his mount.

end of entry

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