Revelations!

Sometimes an atom of inspiration is created in the universe......noone knows why...or how...but it here they are....floating randomly around trying to find something to get inside into and to burst into an explosion of creativity and smart ideas. Of course. . .if the atom of revelations missed my brain and instead hit for instance...the window....i wonder what kind of thought about relationships would he get . . . . .maybe there would be a long monologue about romeo and juliet style stories. After all windows do tend to watch each other every god damn day witheout being able to connect....anyway...this atom born after i finished Men at Arms and after i had a rly stresfull night at work. And well as most of you know...
when u get a rly long and full of shit night at work (it doesnt rly matter what ur workin shit is still shit) after you get everything straight you tend to sit down on the couch and...think...cuz you dont have the energy for anything else anyway. So my brain bursting with inspiration after finishing another amazing book got hit by a creativity atom so there it was....a sudden revelation about my relationship misguided mind.

Suddenly a single sentence from the book popped up in my mind..."the attraction of the opposites"....thats how this post was born...an atom, a book and a crap day(night) at work.
Althou the book and crappy work shift might be a lil bit tricky to get at times.
So instantly i came to the conclusion that. . . well ive had such a F! up luck with serious relations cuz i was lookin the wrong god damn way.
I guess after the atom struck my brain i finaly added 1 and my birthday post and realised that....me being a good guy (who for a long time thinkin he is a bad boy) didnt need a goog gal as a gf. Hence all those epic fails at obtaining a good gf. . . as in a good girl as a gf.
Let me recount quickly....Stella at ...waht was it 5th grade? . . .smart cute...an example for a good girl....FAIL! actualy im not sure if it was 5th grade...but it was my first love so to speak...and i know i was young back then. I even brought flowers on one of our dates....gosh how come i missed that sign that says ....flowers are for romantics not for bad boys. Anyway..
Then what was it....a chat thing with a girl im strugglin to get her name out of my mind....althou it may be due to the fact when we met she didnt fullfill the body reqs.
Then who was it . . . i think Rosi that was you....my memory is sketchy but i believe i did know you before i met Christiana...( cant wriet chris since its a god damn guy name in here :D)
and with both you n her...epic fail....ah i still do remember how you ignored me so rudely on 29th of december at Krystev`s party.....sob sob. K maybe i did relief my pain in the arms of Trish but....it was still rude of you....lmao it long forgotten but i find it funny to point a finger at ur face again and make you fill a lil bit guilty ^^
Then....Maria...tbh any girl named Maria is proly bound not to have a future with me...i just cant see myself with a girl like that...du no why,...unless she is Spanish ^^ at least that was my longest dating.....and a tons of shits after the breakup. Good thing at that time my family was still changing apartments on a regular basis.
and i think this is it....after that its been a bunch of short hook ups and some short relationshits...
From all this thanks to the atom of creativity i deducted that good girls and i are not a good match. Oh we go along great....but shall we go for it . . .turns into crap faster than a fat man who got hit in the stomach with a baseball bat while eating at KFC!
And . . . i think lots of ppl might find this surprisingly true....i get along super easy and naturaly with stupid girls...erm....k...this sounded a bit wrong....not stupid like intellectualy slowdown cows...that kind of girls give me the itches and make me fall asleep. But more of the...simple girls that are all for party and girly things. Any girl of that level fits perfecktly with me for soem reason. And all of em that i have dated...i didnt even have to try to hit on em. I rather think it was a lil bit the other way around and at some point them saying...we are a couple....i wish someday i get the chance to say the corny line..."will you be my gf"...lmao
but its always the same...goin out goin out.....makin out makin out,...and at some point both ppl realise we are dating...but noone says shit...guess thats one of the reasons i find it easy to break up with a girl...."its not like we are officialy dating...never said anything, never heard anything" xD
Guess with the tons of bad influences around me....okay most of you were good friends .....but still bunch of redneck pricks who smoke weed and tend to get drunk any chance they get xD
oh im glad most of the rednecks wont see this post ^_^
so as i was saying with the bad karma around me i always thought of myself a bit on the darkside. I mean....booze,drugs and weed....what else might one think? But i resisted the temptations best example is i believe when me and Reji both started trying the Weed and how he turned out and how i turned out...it will forever remind me of my strong will.
And not to mention now im clean as a toilet paper...(DONT BE DAFT I MEAN UNUSED TP!). So
point is...
me being a good bloke i naturaly need a bad girl ....and also my crazyness at night clubs...its a good mix to get a rly nasty girl. Oh i just remembered i had a big crush on samara...but damn any girl that cooks for you at 7 o`clock in the morning after a night out is just uber cute!
It is true that a man`s love passes true his stomach. At least mine does. As Chris Rock says....
Feed me, Fuck me, SHUT THE FUCK UP! xD
Ah now how pissed off am i at myself at the moment.....now i see how i managed to blew tons of easy hook ups just cuz i was lookin for something else......bollocks -_-`
ive always been picky with girls....now it came back and bit me on the ass.....bollocks! -_-`
Altho now i need to thread carefully and find a girl that wont like me for my money. Well not now...im still broke ass but eventually. Seeing how my uncle got it good...hot chick, good and caring...now obviously she did like him being rich but....she is in no way a spoiled whore. So i guess it is a model to look after. Got to be carefull...altho next year im so not holdin back on showing off with my car (whatever it is i buy its just gona be smokin awesome).
Also:
I bought a bloke`s magazine for the firsttime in my life....never been fond on magazines with half naked chicks while i can always find free porn on the internet xD But when you see the tagline as" the 100 best bodies of the year"....well....hard to resist xD
So what can i say...ive been missing out. Guys magazines are...well....guys magazines! :)
No chit chat...everything on the spot. Tons of hot girl pics and super fun news and pics. Awesome jokes...theres also bit of sport and cars info. Just pure joy. Oh ye the magazine is called "ZOO" i think ill become a regular :P besides 40 mins on the train . . . .might as well be entertained.

Ah and yesterday i got out and......(oh jeezus i think the guy next to me just farted......oh bollocks....so thats why he went for a drink)....
god...

cough cough
anyway...so i went to marrickvile and got myself some whey protein . . .thought to get slowly things going for next month when ima get myself a membership to a gym. God in AU u can be a member of anything.....im glad i have a big wallet cuz else i might have had a problem with all the cards they give you. Im a member even of the shop that sold me the protein! -_-`
And the girl was overly friendly and flirting. . .and again i got the oh mi gosh ur name is same as mine...ya dyyyh....1/3 of all freakin viet ppl ahve the same surname . . . whats so freakin surprising about it. And then ofc when i wrote it down for my membership card naturaly she added the "Y". . .scuse me....i think i know how to spell my own name...ty very much.
Anyway she was always talkin bout something so i was like clogged into the counter waiting for permission to leave. At some point i was tryign to explain where my bulgaria is...and her face looked so dreamy that i thought i might aswell be explaining to her how i am going to eat strawberries from her back while shagging her doggy style. (suddenly im having deja vu nasty images of rosi and me...)
Ya shagging...aussie word for fucking....at this rate after 3 years i might need a full citizenship and a stamp on my ass saying "australian made and owned"/
The girl even managed to cheat my phone number with the...oh you didnt fill ur number on the checklist...or whatever the paper they give you to fill is called....but its gona be lame to get a call from her and lettin her down. Super busy at work...havin a new project incoming...one that im kinda interested in aswell...thought ill get some extra points before next month final. Not to mention that im not lookin forward to dating a girl that can obviously kick my ass ^_^`
ppl here are so polite all the bloody damn time....i find myself saying thanks almost non stop...

Ah also an interesting article about wow....the vastness! Predatorez would go spare on this.
Shinji is it me or you didnt see the action figure pics from my last post?

p.p: all i see each time i log into my facebook acc is...ppl doing quizes....but yet they all keep saying how great it is....what is so great about it? :O
only reason im loggin is to keep intouch with mahi. We were allianated for so long im just not letting go :P
MINE MINE! UR MINE! :P

p.p2: Eh Sasuke turned totaly nuts...at least im seeing some interesting plots incoming...but still the fights are weird and repeatable....OP FTW!

And cheers with a classic rap song "Make it clap"