Get To The Choppa!

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On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

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Okay this is disturbing . . . 12 kids daily end up with wrong parents? CMON WTF :O Imagine one day a guy comes to your house and says. . . hey guys look we know you love ur kid but its actually NOT yours . . . we made a mistake and we wanna give you this one which is rly yours . . .btw he is a retard -_-` This is nuts o.O hire extra ppl to keep track of the records and the babies . . .put a military tattoo or something . . . .i swear ill brand somehow my child just to be sure i get the right one out of the hospital :O

Also i went for my weekend shopping spree to stack my fridge with some food and i thought oh hell ill have launch at pizza hut and then i saw that there is this promo thing going on right now "Hunger Relief" so i bought myself a yallow wristband which says "From Hunger To Hope" it thing its a rly good idea. . . the wristband could be mistaken for a party one or an endorsement but the important thing is that the money go to charity. Click the link if you wanna see more info and if you have time and 2 bucks spare cash go to your local KFC (yes Chromoly ur favorites are suporting the cause aswell) or Pizza Hut and buy a wristband or a pen. You might enjoy a nice meal today . . . but there hundreds of thousands of kids who wont! So help them out or i will smack you with holy fire in azeroth . . . or a chair if i see you down the street xD

And then there is Clive`s new nickname.
Yesterday i went to work on couple of galons of coffee cuz i didnt sleep. Kiki kept me busy but thats not a story for the blog xD besides i already shared it with my Mahi so . . .ye...
So im like rly hyper at work cuz of all the coffee and during launch Mark says he knows some rly cool thai joint where we can go n grab some imba food. So me and Clive get in Mark`s car and head for the place. So we are cruising on the road and suddenly Clive bursts like a god damn girl "AAAAAAAAAAAA" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK" me and Mark go like : WTF mate? S`going on?
And Clive says: "There is a spider on the window" So i turn around and look and i see this spider stuck at the window but . . .its OUTSIDE! Im like jeez dude dont be such a woman its not even inside the car! And Clive says "r u kidding me its trying to get inside!"
No srsly now. . .how the fuck will the spider get in? Break the window or something o.O
But he keeps whining like a bitch so we opened the window n i reached to get it and . . . well only naturally i decide to prank Clive and go screaming "AAAAAAAARGH THE FUCKER BIT ME"
I swear Clive was shitting his pants in the backseat with face white as my god damn bed sheats :D it was priceless :D eventually we had to stop the car to get the spider out and after that the whole day i was making fun of Clive n telling everybody what a big phat girl he is :D Also from now on i call him Spider-Man xD
And on monday ill do the Homer Simpson song "Spider Clive, Spider Clive, Does whatever Spider Clive does.! LMAO its gona be awesome ima bust his balls for this accident for months :D

Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 8

Valium was walking the magnificent streets of Silvermoon. As an assassin he didnt rly like the magical aura of the place not to mention that it was so god damn bright. Its not easy to hide in the shadows when there are none. Arlong`s phoenix had found him earlier today and delivered a small partchment on which the Forsaken red that he was to meet with his employer asap at his residency in the Royal District. Valium had just arrived in the city after a mission in Dun Murogh and he was looking forward in spending some time with his own stuff (which usually ment going to Eye of The Storm to kill some Alliance scum).
"Why does he want to debrief me so fast"-murmured the undead. "Its not like they had anything important in their possesions . . . he said just kill the dwarfs and come back"- still with his inner thoughts the assassin arrived at Arlong`s house. The two Arcane Sentries made Valium smile. His patron even in the hearth of Silvermoon city where he is considered one of the greatest champions, still put up defenses to protect his privacy (and any treasures he had in store). The guardians didnt move as the rogue went past them. The place was too fancy . . . the high priest didnt spare any gold to make it as posh as possible. He had used some very rare findings to decorate his house aswell. There were alot of powerfull artefacts that would make alot of heroes lick their lips and wet their eyes in dreams of owning some of the stuff that were placed around the house. valium wondered how many times other champions have asked the priest to sell some of his prized items.
"Ah Conqueror Valium"- Arlongs voice came from the 2nd floor of the house. "You are just in time" the priest jumped and slowly levitated down to greet the assassin. He always flies around thought the rogue. Must be some royal thing . . . .dont wanna get dirty by walkin the roads of the common folk or something.
"How did your assignment go?" -asked the priest but he didnt seem intrigued at all.
"Flawless. . . .i dont understand why you sent me. . .they didnt prove to be worthy of my weapons . . .i just poisoned them."-the undead spat on the floor.
"now now . . . . there is no such thing as a unworthy job, but i agree i did not really need to send you . . . but i needed you away from here so i can prepare something.

Valium raised an eyebrow but Arlong just waved for him to follow. They went outside to the garden where surrounded by bunch of goblins stood a Mechano-Hog . The undead stopped in the middle of his tracks.
"LOL you didnt! . . "
"Dont be daft . . . . of course i didnt" Arlong laughed at the outragoues thoughts that went tru his assassin`s mind. "Its for me"
Valium grinned:
"I hear those puppies cost a small fortune. But i really dont get it . . .why buying one now? Its not like you rly need it."
"Actually. . .this is a gift from Cermacrome of The horde. Grand Priestess of the Silverlance order. Apperantly my recent return and deeds have sparkled some disccusions amongst the higher ups. It was not unknown that i desired one of these for a long time. So as a rewrd for my dedicated services i received this . . .but ofc i hired these fine gentleman" Arlong pointed to the goblins. "to perform some upgrades and modifications that would better suit my needs. But there is actually something for you in here."
The priest walked towards the small backpack that was hanging from the hog and took something from inside of it.
"Here thats for you . . . i think a martial artists like you would appreciate this fella"-said Arlong and threw a small gem with a bear picture on it.
"is that. . . .but they have been released just 2 days ago . . . when did you . . .word on the street is they cost quiet alot. . ." valium kept staring at his pandarian monk magical gem. That was really a very generous gift. "I dont know what to say . . . .its really a wonderfull companion for someone in my line of work . . . .i will . . . . find a way to return the favor m`lord." Valium gave a clumsy bow to the priest.
"Now now . . .its a token of friendship. Besides im in a good mood so lets not be so official about this shall we? I reckon this baby needs to be taken out for a ride so if you will excuse me . . ." that said the priest sent away the goblins hopped on his hog and left the building with a very weird and happy smile on his face.
* * * * * * * *
I am currently undergoing undercity champion training.
yesterday a very hardcore dungeon farming from which i got myself new gloves and a new belt. Coughed up 200g for the belt gem :O
Apperantly the Get to the Choppa! achievement is a refference to one of my favorite movies "Predator"! it was a cool thing to know. . . . i think now i love my hog even more xD
Also did:
Good Grief
Hadronox Denied
I think ill talk with Guild Master Ace to hook me up with a party for the Glory of the Hero achievement. I could fancy the red proto drake :>

Also Mount of the week: Red Drake
I think from all the drakes the red one looks the most natural. i mean i know they are all the same design but the other colors look kinda kinky -_-`The red is like the traditional dragon color so i like it best. And just thought ill make a change of pace. been using my netherdrake for far too long xD
Favorite Pet: Lil KT. I think i wont use another pet for a long time xD Maybe the panda when i get it. But KT`s animations just make him the best so far. Im sad i missed out on Grunty :( having a Star Craft pet wouldve been awesome. Sry im not RPing this part of the journal but im lazy now xD and in a hurry to get back to wow n do some PWN! :P

Would love some comments from my guildies when u read my posts. Slackerzz xD
Duh preview-ing the post makes me think that writing personal and wow stuff at once is pretty expansive :D tcsk.....maybe ill cut em in two.

Yours Arlong The Argent Champion

end of entry

Also Whitebeards health is pear shaped. and he got struck in the chest with a sword. Now he is enraged and is goign full out. FINALLY :D The Strongest man in the world attacks. What will happen? :O well . . . we got to wait 2 weeks cuz Oda is taking another break. At least he allows himself time to come up with the chapters not like naruto where everything seems a bit puked in some kind of weird rush :O But Kisame still pwns :D n WTF is wrong with samehada. . . . . looks like some of those worms in Dragonblight rly :O

Well thats all folks xD

p.p:LUV TO MY MAHI {}{}{}{} we shall be the PROs :D hahaha

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Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 7


It was a cold night in Ratchet. The port town inn`s were busting with travellers trying to relax a lil bit with couple of drinks or playing some cards. There were of course the information seekers. . .but they were becoming more of a regular fixture lately. Bussiness in ratchet was good . . . the contracts from Northrend were coming in bulks and all the merchans and ship captains were happy to get their hands on the cold and shiny gold from the north. But for Innkeeper Wiley things were getting abit slow. He still had customers. . . but it wasnt the same as couple of years ago. Now with this whole Lich King campaign up in Northrend all the adventurers, treasure seekers and champions of both the alliance and the horde were sent far far away from his tables and there wasnt much reason for them to come back. Occasionally there were big groups passing through but that was a rare sight of lately. Sometimes some of his older customers came back for day or two to do some quick deals but that was about it. His inn was quiet tonight. There were only couple of goblin workers from the dock and then there was Willix the Importer with his 4 fat and smelly Ogre Bodyguards. Ever since Willix was rescued from Razorfren Kraul he became a lil bit paranoid about his security and spared no expense on his protection. Wiley didnt like Willix alot. . . he was a shady dealer and there were rumors that he broke some of the fundamental rules of the goblins . . . .which basically ment he screw his clients or one of the Prince`s with heaps of gold. But he was still alive so guess it wasnt that bad. . .or maybe noone had proof.
Wiley was cleaning a glass with the persistence of somebody who knew that if he wasnt cleaning it he might aswell shoot himself with a blunderboose before he loses his mind.
Then the chill came . . . .as a veteran Innkeeper Wiley has witnessed alot of fights, alot of spells and alot of dangerous people. He had developed the extreamly important 7th sense that all innkeepers had: the famous "dont fucking get in the way of this dude or you will die!" When High Priest Arlong stepped in the inn everybody went quiet. The two Ratchet Bruisers that were sitting close to the door suddenly felt the urge to hug their weapons and slowly pushed aside their drinks and focused their eyes on the newcomer. Wait stepped in? . . .Wiley shook his head. . . .no he actually FLEW in the place . . .there is nothing more freaky to see late at night in an inn than a god damn flying blood elf who is as infamous as Arlong. Exepct maybe if Arthas himself flew into the place. . . . which happened on Halloween when a Tauren dressed as Arthas crashed tru the roof of the inn and scared the shit of everybody! Nobody saw the prankster ever again . . .rumors are he was buried somewhere in the hills above ratchet with his frostmourne replica shoved in his ass . . . . but then again . . . those were just rumors.

The blood elf looked around and very very slowly raised his hand and pointed to the front door:
"I believe you guys need to get home" said the priest witheout adressing anyone in particular. All the chairs suddenly moved and the greedy but not stupid goblins slowly excused themselfs from the place. The two bruisers looked up at the elf as they went for the door and said:
"there is not gona be any . . . .erm trouble. . . we hope." The Elf didnt respond.
Soon the only persons in the inn were Wiley, the priest and Willix and his bodyguards. The ogres apperantly were too stupid to acknowledge the hero of the horde but Willix was movign uneasily on his chair. Arlong threw a small pouch to the innkeeper and the sound of gold rang across the hall:
"I will need a very. . .clean glass of your finest wine Wiley." Of course Arlong had visited the place many times in the past. Wiley had seen the elf in his younger days when he was just a rookie. . . but it was a very logn time since then and the small goblin wasnt about to take his past with the priest for granted.
"yes ofc m`lord"-said Wiley and turned to pick up a glass from the shelve and started polishing it while whistling to some famous innkeeper "anti boring" melody.
*cough cough.

"Arlong, Arlong . . . . my dear friend please, please sit down. Do i have a deal for you!"-began the infamous importer.
"You better . . . i did not come back here from Northrend to drink wine and catch up with the latest buzz in ratchet!"
"yes yes . . .ofc! Listen . . . .i have this contact up in the north you see . . .he got himself a nice supply of saronite ore you see. . .but thing is . . .the prince`s have sent the contract fees sky high! Its bloody offensive really!?! Outrageous!
"I reckon 1 silver coin would be too much a tax for a goblin." -Arlong measured the small goblin with a cold stare. "What do you need me for Willix?"
*cough cough
"Now look . . . .you are a famous guy . . .champion of the horde and crusader of silvermoon and all those priest thingies. . . . i know you got connections in the cartel. Deep connections . . . .word on the street is you`ve done alot of conctrats and favours for the higher merchants and prehaps a prince too. . . .see. . .maybe . . .if you could mention to some of the port chiefs that im running. . . . some shipments for you . . .you know . . .supplies for the battle and stuff like that . . .
"You think they wont check your cargo?"-Arlong raised an eyebrow.
"hehe . . . im sure of it. . . an ambassador of the horde requesting a high priority passage to his shipments . . .there will be some extra coins for that but its nothing i cant take care of . . . and wont be anything compared to the gold i would need to pay for the saronite. You`ll get piece of the action too"-Willix gave a sly smile at the priest. He had made his homework . . .he gathered alot of information on the priest. It wasnt difficult really he had dealings across all of azeroth and alot of goblins knew him. With couple of drinks and calling some favours in Booty Bay Willix learned that the priest was as greedy as any goblin. And now the devious importer was betting on the elf`s greed to get him the tax free contract which would make a fortune for him in just coule of runs.
"So what do you say . . .i promise you will get an honest cut of each succesfull shipment."
"Who is your supplier?"
"Hey now . . . . i cant tell you that . . .customer confidentiallity . . . you know that!
"I didnt ask who you are shipping to . . . im asking where do you get the ore?"- Arlong raised his right hand and let some yellow sparks to walk around his armored glove.
"Heh its just some guy . . . i met him . . ."
" You mean to tell me you dont know who your supplier is?
"Well . . . . i dont know who exactly is delivering the ore. . . .but its safe i . . . smuggled. . . i mean . . . i delivered 1 shipment and everything checked out. No curses no Lich King voices and anything like that . . ."
"How do you buy it?"- Arlong levitated closer to the table.
"Well . . . . there is this goblin in Dragonblight you see . . .name`s Grixx Copperhead. I deal through him. We meet atthe Kalu`ak village we discuss the amount and the price. then we meet at a secret location on the coast and then my ship come here and then i send the ore to my clients." Willix was getting a bit confused. "Will you help? The payment will be . ."
Arlong waved his hand and made the goblin to shut up. He looked around . . .Wiley took his quick stare and quickly returned to his previous task. The elf`s green eyes glowed for a second then Willix froze with a blank stare. The Ogre Bodyguards knew something was wrong . . .but their limited intelligence was not sufficient enough to unreveal this mystery.
The High Priest turned his attention to the innkeeper again and started levitating in his direction.
"What the . . ." Willix was trying to come to his senses. "what. . . .what did you do to me??"-the small goblin was rubbing his head in confusion. "Hey . . .what . . .you dont like the offer? Ill double your cut. . . how about that? No ? . . . then ill tri....AAARGH!" Willixs`s mouth filled with blood while his shocked eyes were looking at the sudden blade that was sticking out of his chest.
Arlong reached the bar and took a big purple gem from his robe. Wiley`s eyes widened and he instinctively licked his lips . . .
"Abyss Crystal . . ."
"Yes"-Nodded Arlong. "I reckon your inn is abit dirty . . . maybe you should close the place down and clean it abit. So tomorrow`s customers dont have to see it in its curent state."
wiley was used to seeing assassinations in his inn . . . . it wsnt un-common . . .many times the bruisers had to be called to stop a massive outbrake between the hode and the alliance. But when the sound of profit made its voice heard the innkeepers eyes were very focused on NOT seeing and his mouth somehow forgot how to shout for the guards.

Later that night Arlong was at the main dock staring curiously at the stars. Warfmaster Dizzywig
was holding a small piece of paper.
"You know that there will be some questions after this."
The priest didnt answer.
"He had some pretty good ties around here" -Dizzywig scratched his ear while still reading the paper.
"None of his associates will go after me . . .unless their desire to live has suddenly left their bodies. The Baron has already been notified . . . Willix death is not unexpected and not unjust. He was double deeling and selling out horde shipment details to the Alliance. And smuggling some goblin tech to the gnomes aswell."
Dizzywig looked up at the elf:
"So why the assassination it couldve been alot more official if we just. . ."
"NO. . . we must not alarm his suppliers . . .for whatever reason . . . someone is smugglign huge amounts of saronite to Stormwind. It is still un-clear why they even bother with the travel expenses and the risk . . . they have plenty of establishments in Northrend to build weapons. . .they are planing something down there Dizzywig . . .and i have to find out what. We do not need surprises from the Alliance . . . not at this stage of the campaign against Arthas." -Arlong looked around.
"Besides . . .i know you were planning to put a hit on Willix . . . . you too are having your share of "deliveries" do you not?"
"erh . . .it is noting that would go against the interest of the horde ofc . . .its all in good manners"-the Warfmaster quickly defended himself.
"Your actions are not uncommon . . . .seems to me alot of the merchants around here are trying to cash in the big prizes from the North. the competition is big . . . just keep in mind who got you the Vale and the necklace deals." Arlong smiled at the lil goblin. he and Dizzywig go way back when he was just starting out his training as a priest and was just one of the many rookies travelling the world. They have pulled off alot of scams together and it was Dizzywig who got Arlong involved with the Cartels in the first place.
"Grixx Copperhead. . .the name mean anything to you?"
"Never heard of him . . .you want me to ask around?"
"Yes . . .sent the letter at the usual place in Orgrimmar. Your courier will receive the payment so make sure you sent somebody trustworthy."
"yes yes . . . . i know the drill" the old goblin made a face in frustration. "So your heading to Northrend again to look for this ore supplier?
"If it is not for him then it will be for something else. . . . there is so much to be done my old friend. Time is precious and i sense the final fight is dawning on us. "
"You know everytime you say something like that alot of shit starts happening" Dizzywig allowed himself a laugh. So did Arlong.


An hour later Arlong was sitting in mid-air and enjoying a drink on the hills overlooking ratchet, when Valìum approached him from the shadows.
"My blades stink of blood" -said the assassin.
"Your blades always stink of blood"- Arlong allowed himself a smile.
"Did we had to kill the punk?"
"It was neccesery . . . . i do not like the idea of him suplying the alliance with saronite."
"But we did not get who is his supplier anyway . . ." The undead sat down next to Arlong. "Do you think Dizzywig will find out this Copperhead fella?"
"Most likely not but he may find somekind of information . . .it is worth the shot. And its not like i cant afford to spent the gold."
"What about some of Willix`s friends? Wont they come after you . . .i know goblins dont like their profits cut."
"yes there will be some angry individuals . . .but my reputation will keep them at bay. If not that the Barons will do . . .i am a very profitable friend for the goblins. And they owe me alot of favors aswell . . .and they will never try to put their noses in a cross faction incident . . . its bad bussiness you see. Its just mutual benefit. Its really hard to make goblins to like you. . . but you can make them like your money. Always remind them how valuable you are alive . . .and how much money they can make from parthnership with you. That or surround yourself with a dreadfull reputation and powerfull associates so they dont even dare thinking of calling a hit on you."
"Or like you. . . both" said Valium witheout hiding his evil grin.
Arlong giggled.

End of Entry!


p.p: This was inspired from work today. Me and Kev had a long argument about mutual benefit bussiness . . .actually i had a lil bit different story outline for the post but i kinda lost the line of thought while writing cuz i got phone called 4 times -_-` Distraction FTL !
Would appreciate some feedback from Valium cuz i am yet to build his Role Play personality and i dont wanna screw him up xD
Also if u havent noticed most of the involved chars are actual NPCs in the game ive posted link to wowhead if u are curious who they are. And im linking armory links to the guildies that get involved in my journal xD ima make u stars lol!
Consider it a gratitude for reading the blog :P

Lil`Wayne, Lil`John . . . . Lil Kel Thuzad!

DID YOU KNOW?
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Lil' KT and Pandaren Monk Debut Today!

NEW Pets! Today Blizzard introduced the Pet Store for World of Warcraft, an entirely new way for players to obtain in-game pets! Two companions that you may recall from previous news postings are now available for digital download exclusively at the Blizzard Store:

• Lil' KT - What Lil' K.T. lacks in size, he more than makes up for in sheer malicious intensity. Watch with misplaced pride as he freezes critters and laughs maniacally at your vanquished PvP foes.
• Pandaren Monk - Possessing the diplomatic humbleness common to his reclusive race, the Pandaren Monk accompanies you on your journeys throughout Azeroth, returning any /bows he receives from other players.

Oh this is just wayyyy tooooooooo cooooooll! I came back home from work and i was doing my daily routine surf around the network and i thought. You know what ill go check out WoW-eu to see if there is some new info about the legendary swords and BANG i get this :O Pet store opened doors yesterday! :O When i saw the info an Kel Thuzad n Panda Man i was just blown away. Not only there the coolest looking pets made so far but they got bunch of cool animations to back em up in their fight for the title "best pet ever!". So now i am a proud owner of Lil KT and i reckon ill buy Pandarian Monk in the next couple of days. I wonder how long KT will stay up for grabs. Since it is only confirmed that the monk will be available untill 31st of december and that 50% of his sells will go for charity (awww blizz is cute or just throwing sand in our eyes :P )!
The Pets are account bound so all ur old n future chars will get them aswell :> nd if you use the Pet Biscuit on them. . . . oh well. . . you just have to pray you get to witness this awesomeness! :O

Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 6

After i received my amazing new companion : Lil KT i got to travel around and see how can i use this devious lilttle lichling! Ah he is so adorable with his evil laughs. And in battlegrounds he will laugh and spit on my enemies and then loot some gold from them. Yes i believe he is my favorite companion so far! We just get along so well . . . i guess my inner greedy and evil personality matches quiet well with this little fella.
After weeks of training and competing at the Argent Tournament i finally obtained the rank Champion. And ofc Champion of Silvermoon. I found it frustrating that once again i had to prove my worth to my own people but i guess with all the huge competition going around i cant blame the creator of the rules. Now i am proud owner of the title "Arlong of Silvermoon" and i am currently collecting more seals in order to buy myself a magic broom which i think will go very nicely with my home in silvermoon. nothing beats an automatic cleaner :P
Today i also discovered the horrible truth about the Black Knight. A spy in the tournament . . . Arthas truly does not know shame. But his attempts to break our mighty alliance are futile! I slew his so called champion and now the contestants at the tournament can train safely.
And ofc i have to mention that i did another major feat today:
500 Daily Quests Complete!
Well i am too exited about the new Pet Store so . . .erm i just gona go back n play with my KT some more xD Did i mention he can kill critters too? he casts his father`s frost tomb on them :O
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of Entry!

And here is a link to Fairy Tail for Valium!
Slacker just check it out :P

p.p: Also i saw a very very very disturbing pic of a girlfriend of mine in Facebook . . . .this image will hunt me for the rest of my life!! *puke

The Argent Champion!

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Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 5

I was always on the battlefield. Doing my share against the endless battle against the Scourge. The Argent Crusade has long ago recognised me as one of its most loyal and prized champions. But i never got myself to the same exalted position with the Argent Dawn the parent organisation of the Crusade. years ago i was fighting with my fellow comrades at the wretched Western and Eastern Plaguelands. We slew thousands of the vile undead. I have had performed various and extreamly dangerous tasks. But still something was amiss and i never got the praises i deserved. So for the past 2 weeks with the assistance of Conqueror Valium i have braved the lands of the corrupted Eastern plaguelands once more. The battles were hard there were so many of the undead. It seems to me that with the invasion preparations in Northrend many of the Horde champions have forgotten to lend their hand to the Argent Knights and the Scourge has taken advantage of that. But with incredible resolve in one hand and prayer in the other me and my companions pushed them back all the way to Stratholme. Then we layed a siege on the broken city for 1 week. It was a devious fight. street by street house by house we cleared the place. Alot of brave knights died in the assault. The Scarlet Crusaders still entrenched inside. . .i thought . . . it is time to end their misery and remove their curse from our world. We stormed their Cathedral defeated the guards. In the end we encountered the leader of the scarlets "Grand Crusader Dathrohan" who in the end turned out to be the Dreadlord Balnazzar! The evil creature had slain the ex-champion of the silver hand and possesed his body in order to manipulate the scarlets. Now it all starts to make alot more sense. I am happy i returned to the Eastern Kindoms and ended this threat which apperantly we overlooked.
After the major battle with the dreadlord we rested for a day and then ventured forth all the way to the giant Slaughter house where after killing an incredible amount of his minions we fought with Baron Rivendare! Valium took him almost 1 on 1. I du not know what kind of grudge he had against the baron but whatever it was i hope that he is at piece now. We took the head of Arthas`s seargant to Light Hope`s Chapel where finally i was deemed exalted with the Argent Dawn by Duke Nicholas Zverenhoff! After the short ritual i received a commedation letter which i took to Highlord Tirion Fordring and was officialy given the title "The Argent Champion"! And now i finally take my place in the Crusade`s History among such heroes as Bridenbrad who was an inspiration to us all!

After the celebrations of my new title i left for dalaran to rest. In the morning i went to fish in outland. Fishing always cleares my mind and helps me concentrate on the important tasks of the days ahead. I ate breakfast with Ol Man Barlo and he tasked me with getting him some fishes. When i returned he surprised me with Toothy`Bucket! That rly put a smile on my face. I have always loved to collect loyal companions and this cute as a buttom crocolisk is a very good addition to my collection. And to be honest the old man has been holding back this pet for way too long and it was about time he gave it to me. Oh well thats human fishermans for you. . . .

Also i performed very well in couple of battles in Eye of the Storm. I completed 6 achievements in just 2 battles. . .now i just need to keep supporting the battle until im deemed a veteran. No way we gona lest the alliance to get their hands on the magical resources of the nether!
And. . . the big news...
word on the street is that there have been 2 legendary swords un-earthed by some archeologists. I du not have much details on this case but apperantly those swords can prove to be the turning point in out battle against the Lich King. I will report this issue further when i get more information.

End of Entry!

p.p: Check out this interview about Bruno! This is just comic gold! :D

p.p2: Oh boy i g2g to the Dry Cleaner to pick up my shirts....i wonder if they took out the tomato juice. . . :S

I reckon....Sahara!

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OOOOH MY LORD!
Its hell down here....HELL i tell you. 35+ T! Are you fuckin kidding me. . . even with a super soft n nice shirt i still feel hot as hell. I drank so much water today i think i could fill a backyard swimming pool! :O And actually i strongly suspect that the water didnt even stay in my system long enough -_-` it was vaporized in couple of mins. God bless the cooling systems of my office but you can still feel the heat. I reckon i almost burned my hand on a window :O
Anyway the horrible heat was my last problem today.
I went for a nice european breakfast in the city cuz i just didnt feel like cooking anything for myself at home. So here i am sitting and enjoying myself when i decide to eat my fried tomato . . . so im looking at the huge bit and think to myself...hey ill cut it first! BIG MISTAKE JIMMY! Big mistake -_-`
As soon as my knife touched the tomato it exploded and got juice all over my shirt -_-` At that point i got an encouraging look from an old lady that was drinking coffee at the table across mine. WTF grandma! How am i suppose to go to work??? -_-
Anyway i did finish my food . . . . no need to spoil my breakfast ^-^ and then went to a magazine booth to get the new ZOO issue and then i held it infront of my chest with its cover looking infront of me. And it did the trick , nobody noticed the tomato spill on my shirt cuz they had Berenger`s giant boobs trowing hormones at them xD I did get some weird looks from the females at work but hey. . . .sometimes the end justifies the means. In the end it took untill launch break for my collages to notice xD and then i got one of Andrew`s backup shirts....man i rly need to stockpile on some shirts at the office its such a good idea. It was abit wider for me so i didnt tuck it inside my pants so i was looking pretty casual with it but hey . . . better than walkin around with the tomato juice on right? :P
today i got told that soon we gona get an interesting assignment. My team (s`what i like to call it) and another group will have to do the same AD and then the best one goes for the deal :O
The supervisor is evil :S But he is a guy and the other team doesnt have hot chicks . . . so im not worried we gona pwn this!!! And they dont look like they mean business . . .there was a guy who looked like he is expecting to get shot in the ass any minute! o.O oh well . . . .have to wait untill friday to get the papers and see whats the Ad all about. But im pretty sure we can pull it off.


Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 4

So...
It took awhile but i finally got myself the new epic robe i was after. I found a group of newcomers that are working rly hard at the battlefront and want to gear themselfs up really fast in order to be ready for the final assault on Icecrown. I missed an important achievement due to the fact that i was in Spirit form when we killed the Black Knight which was so incredibly frustrating.
I couldnt participate in the weekend`s raids organized by Guild Master Acevendooza which keeps me in a cranky mood. Yesterday was the day of the dead. . . .a day when the spirit realm comes closer with the world of the living. A day when everybody (at least those who feel like it) goes out to the graveyeards and honors his elders and loved ones. As a High Priest i was bound by honor and duty to participate in this event. I visited the major graveyards and payed a tribute to the death. The spirits are so distressed . . . Arthas`s schemes have touched even the dead. And also there the whispers . . . some of the spirits were saying that an enourmous evil is going to shake Azeroth to its foundations . . .but i did not manage to get any kind of information from them. And i dont think they were talkin about Yogg-Saron. We already uncovered his devious plans and i reckon his days are numbered as many brave heroes are storming his prison "Ulduar".
I made some big purchases from the auction house lately. Got myself some very rare gems that will be a potent enchant for my equipment. I tried to get some help from Officer Falling about crafting my mechano-hog but it was in the end futile. I guess the current reccession that has griped the world has reached even the old and rich royalties. No matter that is just a slight sent back for me. I have already purchased the incredibly valuable titanium bars and now i just need to collect some extra gold and put a contract for my choppa. With the enchanting bussiness going so well and with my lucky findings in the dungeons i should get it done by the middle of next week.
End of entry!

May The Light Bless You All!

p.p:
Cheers with this beautiful song by Michael Jackson!
You Are Not Alone

Another one down!

DID YOU KNOW?
Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which means over 2000 couples, at any given moment, are shagging!

Sex Trivia

Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 3
At last! It is mine!
After a long week of travelling across Azeroth and Outland after hundreds of tricks and treats, after dozens of Horseman kills. It is finally mine! The pumkin hat droped at the last possible moment. Im so happy. I would hate it so much if i had to wait for next year just to get this 1 item to complete my achievement!
Finished my Valiant training aswell. But i am having severe trouble with the Argent Champion which im supposed to defeat in mounted combat in order to rank up. Its giving me a nervous breakdown at times. I think ill train on Monday untill i beat him.
No arena this weekend it would seem. Turned out Chromoly fall sick during combat in Icecrown and is now at the infirmary in Thunder Bluff recovering. I was too busy to visit him but im sure the healers of the Tauren are skilled enough to make sure he is back on his feet and ready to re-join us at the battlefield.
I was informed of a planned raid by Falling but i am uncertain if ill be able to make it. Other duties bound me at the moment and i have to see them through first.
I havent done any PVP battlegrounds the past couple of days aswell . . . i was rather exhausted after the party in Silvermoon and i knew i wouldnt be of any real help.


Now past wow:

WTF is wrong with ZP? I cant open the latest video ! :( GIEF! GIEF! Shinji can you see it? cuz it aint loading for me. :S
Also the garbage company finally took that big rubish bin infront of my house. Was about god damn time . . .tho i wouldve appreciated the heads up! going outside in the morning n seeing a big hole at my gate aitn exactly what i call a good wake up call. I reckon they finally came to take my bin cuz the neighbors needed one aswell. God damn lazy pricks! -_-` Anyway its over now so i wont get mad...FUCKIN ASSHOLES! :D hahah

Saw an article in the internet today...a super sexy Ferrari for 186,000 USD!!! i reckon that car could be mine in 2 years! You know what they say about Ferrari`s . . . drive one of those puppies and you will never sleep alone! :D lulu Altho im still hot for the Zagato Milano that is about to come out next year :O talkin about good lookin car :O
Got shit loads of stuff to do tomorrow. . . . its gona be another tiresome day :S
So meh going to sleep thx for reading and see ya all next time :P

p.p: Kissesssss to my mahi {}{}{}{}
p.p2: And some teddy bears for Christiana *throws 100x Cute As Chocolate Pie Teddy Bears! :P

The Gentleman!

DID YOU KNOW?
Kissing is good for your teeth because saliva contains acids that prevent plaque build-up!

Sex Trivia

Well just took a long cold shower to clear my mind and put some water in my skin. . .i still have a horrible headache but ive seen worse hangovers.
Now its not that im not hyped about it but im just too tired to make a huge post like the one of my first time at the Geisha Bar.
This time i reckon was better. There were alooooooot more girls than before n we scored the main lounge which was huge so plenty of space for dancing and everything.
Having some good exp from past visits on such places i was more comfortable this time :. n went party mode almost instantly. The girl i picked up was sooooo smashed up. It was rly cool at first but. . . .kewl after 2 hours she was a mess n actually started to annoy me not to mention she pucked couple of times. I got her some tea n even some kind of chinese soup but when she sat on the sofa she went ZzZzZ in a sec. So i talked with the main lady to get me another girl cuz this one obviously wasnt going to spend the rest of the night with me. Then i accidentally picked the newest girl. . .ah that was hillarious at some point i started to teach her some dance moves cuz she was so bad. I admit she had the spirit but the music beat just aint in her. So me and another girl showed her some stuff. Aiyoo i also saw my uncle going nuts on the dance floor. I dont remember the last time i laughed so much xD But what can i say i just bring this in ppl after i show my moves :PpP
Everybody was staring at me when i went fullout and well . . . .with my huge ego that was a good boost :Pp
Again i got the gentleman title again and heard "thank you. your so sweet, ah ur such a good boy" so many times that if right now someone even insinuates something from the above i reckon ill hit him with a shovel. Altho mostly i heard thank you n then got a kiss cuz the most of the girls speak english as much as a drunken squirel :D I think this particular bar is becoming a favorite place xD
Seems to me all the girls adore me :P which is rly rly weird. . .all the time staring at me n giglling while discussing something. There were 2 girls that came to talk with me the whole night asking question n stuff. And some had to ask the other to translate :D Some times i went outside the lounge to listen to some chinese music in the big hall where (cheers to the cool waiter) they also had a karaoke machine. And then the girls will follow and we will drink some tea (when ur on 2 candies cold chinese tea is the closest thing ull get to ambrosia) and just talk for awhile or sing some of Jay`s songs :))
Noone believed me i was 21. . . i was branded 18 no matter what i said -_-` which is cool actually :> my asian blood is still kickin. And again the shock when they learned i dont drink or smoke... xD What i rly hated was when they were openly talking about me in chinese -__-` it rly tickles your curiousity . . .wtf are they saying. My uncle`s girl even said she remembers me from my last time. . .but when i last visited this bar it was 4 months ago. . . .again a proof how much of a memorable person i am :)
But the morning was horrible again. . . .all the fatigue coming at you at once. My cousin actually puked infront of my garage . . .and then hit the bed but im pretty sure he woke up couple of times to puke again. . . . drinking is cool my ass :D best drinker my ass. . .. hahaha i reckon if ur pro drinker you wont feel shit :D
To be honest i think next time ill ask one of the girls out haha xD That would be a weird friendship wouldnt it....me and a geisha hahah

God im so thirsty
i think ill be off now the ppl who want or i think need more details well get em on skype. Tho i think i spilled alot of stuff to Shinji in the morning. Most importantly the big asian question hahaha but thats between me and him...not to mention i dun want this to be red by my mother -_-`

p.p: No pics again . . .i didnt forget the camera but after i made a shot some ppl came to delete em -_-` I wasnt expecting to work but it was worth a shot. Maybe if i get more rep in the place they will allow me to make piccies :Pp fingers crossed ^^

The Unforgotten!

Did you know?
In 2005 a women in the United States committed suicide by hanging herself from a tree. The incident was not reported for hours since drivers and pedestrians thought the body was a Halloween decoration.

Halloween Trivia

Arlong`s Journal Entry Number: 2

The fight at Icecrown is vicious. The Scourge seems endless and no matter how many of Arthas`s minions i slay each day it doesnt seem like it has any effect at all. this war will truly end only when we destroy the corrupter himself. I have been away in the Silvermoon libraries for months which means i was witheout a guild. After a long conversation with an old friend of mine; the paladin Falling, she offered me to join her organisation: The old guild "Unforgotten". I know the Grand Master personally together we have braved the halls of Outland`s dungeons many times. So of course i accepted the invitation. besides with my old deeds forgotten by many of the Horde`s current champions i really needed a place to start rebuilding my reputation as one of the best Silvermoon`s priest order has to offer.
Everyday i assist in the many tasks that need to be done in Icecrown. Today we finally delt a great blow at the enemy. Koltira Deathweaver sent me to help Sergeant Kregga at the very Icecrown Citadel. Apperantly there was a weakness in its defenses and we sure took advantage of it. After slaughtering the guards we detonated a large amount of saronite bombs which really put a dent in the Citadel. but in the blast i was sent flying down in a pit and ended up in a huge underground cave where the Faceless one live and plot. . .something which i am yet to discover.
But the truly important thing to note is that i found some extremely powerfull artifact. When i tried to pick it up i got pushed away with a painfull mind attack, a childs ghost revealed to me that Arthas himself had thrown the item in the lake stating that it made him weak. I have no idea what this artifact could be but anything that could weaken our enemy is worth investigating. The ghost also warned me that now Arthas will hunt me down since i came in contact with the artifact. But i have met him before. . . .i am not afraid to face him. . . . even alone!

My Valiant training at the Argent Tournament continues and i hope soon to become a champion of Silvermoon and bring honor and glory to my people. I must admit mounted combat is not something to be taken lightly.

Highlord Tirion Fordring the leader of the Argent Crusade gave me a very important task. Saving the life of one of the best paladins who has ever lived" Crusader Bridenbrad. When i found him Bridenbrad revealed that he was infected with the plague and Tirion sent me to Keeper Romulos the leader of the druids in Moonglade. Me and Romulos made an enchanted acorn but the attempt failed to cure the plague from the valorous paladin.
After that i went to ask for a favor with Alexstrazsa the Queen of the Red Dragonflight. Tirion knew i was in good relations with the reds since i have fought with them on numerous accasions and they owe me great deal. But even with the Queens help we failed to cure the distressed Crusader.
At last i went to Shattrath City in Outland and asked for help A`dal himself. . .
In the end Bridenbrad died but A`dal ensured me that he will not know life as a pawn of the Lich King and will spent his afterlife in paradise! It was a sad day to let a legendary champion as Crusader Bridenbrad go . . . but at least we can use his dedication to straighten our resolve and try to be as honorable in life as he was.

Also yesterday i slew another great dragon togheter with my guild. It was an epic fight and i really enjoyed the thrill. I havent been in such epic campaigns for months and i could really use the exercise. Also Wintergrasp apperantly kept more secrets as 2 new Gatekeepers have been discovered and they indeed guard mighty treasures. But Emalon The Storm Watcher and Koralon The Flame Watcher are formidable opponents. In the end we proved victorious and i obtained a magnificent robe which i will use in my Arena fights.
Speaking of the Arena i witnessed the gladiator`s Frostwyrm mount. . . .ah . . . it was magnificent. I wish i would be able to ride one someday. I think on Saturday me and Chromoly will be ready to try our skills in the trecherous path of the gladiator.

End of entry:
October 29,2009

p.p: next time ill post some ZP links that might be interesting for Shinji and all gamers who read my blog. But im putting em mostly for Shin xD

Hallowed By Thy Name!

Prepare yourselves, the bells have tolled! Shelter your weak, your young and your old! Each of you shall pay the final sum. Cry for mercy, the reckoning has come!

. "The Headless Horseman"

Its been couple of days since i got back. So much has changed. I felt lil bit lost so as always i did couple of dungeons to get back in shape. The battle against the Lich King is raging with full strenght and i must do my part aswell. I successfully accomplished my aspirant training at the Argent Tournament and now im at the rank of valiant. i must say the mounted combat is hard for me. Im trying really hard but its eluding me. Altho some spikes have been in my way too.
The Tournament in itself is magnificent i must say. Its a wonderfull new addition to Azeroth. I am eager to earn my title as "Champion of Silvermoon" and get the magical broom companion. But that will take some days work.
I have been working hard at Icecrown. Helping the Argent Crusaders and Horde both to gain the upper hand in the seemingly endless war. In a series of hard and long missions i with the help of some fellow crusaders managed to destroy the Fleshwerks which crippled Arthas`s Abomination supplies. We lost alot of good champions during that campaign. Then i moved around looking for more places to lend my skills. I helped the Argent Crusade to advence more into Icecrown and settle down in a new camp. I hear they are in need of help but for now ill leave that to other adventurers. Im personally more interested in helping Orgrim`s Hammer. After all we must support the horde before the other allies we have in this war. There is alot to be done . . . .all of the commanders and even the preacher and the master engineer have alot of tasks for me. Ive been flying around the place for days giving prayer and mace to those who need it. It is now that i truly see the scale of this war. It will not be an easy task. . . and now i understand why so many doubt that we can even win. But i believe in the end we shall prevail. . . .and i hope that ill make a good profit out of it aswell. After all: times of war are the perfect place to make a fortune.
Im currently working with the death knight Koltira Deathweaver in crippling the Gates of Icecrown. We are sabotaging Aldur`thar at the moment. The goblins have set up a camp from which they send bombers daily but flying those machines isnt really my thing i prefer my Netherdrake.
I did my share at the battlegrounds aswell. I am preparing myself for a fullscale PvP conversion. Now with dual spec the pvp world is finally open to me and i will explore it to its fullest.
i became grand master cook. . . .took me awhile i must admit. I was always too lazy to repeat all the traveling since i already became Chef with Darkhan. But here i am . . .i think ill actually go for the "Chef" achievement but it is not my priority at this point so ill keep it slow.
I have found myself with a small fortune . . . currently i own 10,000+ gold pieces. And after enchanting my new T8 helm and buying couple of new pets i think im finally ready to get my Mechano Hog. Altho its still going to take 2-3 weeks.
Im trying to complete the meta achievement "hallowed by thy name" but the hatchling and the hat escaped my grip so far.


Now outside of Azeroth:
Emilia finally added me on facebook . . .this was like 3 months add hahah xD
Talked with my mom on skype today. I cant believe she made me angry in just 5 mins . . .thats mothers for you. . .
Im a proud member of the escapist site. I cant believe i waited so long to register. The forum is amazing and very very cool. and even if your not in for chatting and discussing you can always find somethign interesting just to read. there plenty of cool gaming news but everything funny around the web somehow finds its way into the forum. I think from time to time ill link threads from the forum here. There alot of stuff worth read/watching.
The weather here got kinda donkey arse. . .been raining for 3 days in a roll. And it seems its gona be dark and cloudy untill the end of the week. Actually im kinda ok with this. . . .the hot as hell days always exhaust me -_-`

Also cheers with one of my fav songs:
Jay Chou-Gei Wo Yi Shou Ge De Shi Jian

The Sin`dorei return on Halloween!

Arlong high priest of the greedy church once again walks the roads of Azeroth and Outland.

Or is trying rly hard to. Since i got my laptop naturaly my first job was to install WoW. And so i did . . .with incredible patience i was downloading the patches but my lame speed made me go outside and pay my acc and log in from a Korean Cyber coffe. Ah the joy . . .
I found out that my talents have been reseted. is it me or everytime i return to wow blizz feels like they should reset my talents xD
Anyway took me awhile to get everything back in order. There have been some significant changes and the one i rly love is that now i have spirit buff :Pp
Finaly no need to look for spirit priests just so the raid can get the buff. I found out that i got more than 9k gold which was a surprise i just had no memory of owning that much o.o not that i complain :P
I got myself the dual spec and as soon as i fix myself up ill be getting myself a nice pvp spec and gear and startign to learn the ways of the wa...erm priest inside the battlegrounds and then hopefully ill get someone to teach me how to pwn in the arena aswell.
I did 2 heroics. . . found out that there new badges from them now. and also new rewards that are pretty imba.The new druid designs are awesome :>
Then i went to the Argent Crusade . . . ah that truly was magnificent sight to see. Got to do the CoT dungeon althou i wiped the group cuz i didnt know where the boss would come from . . . actualy i just didnt see the giant as hell door ^_^. Anyway it was pretty nice to do a new dungeon not to mention i even got an imba epic ring upgrade :>
Its Halloween now . . .i missed so many world events :( sigh im not getting a violet proto drake this years thats for sure xD
And the achievements. . .900+
900!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are u fukin kidin me???????????
Im soooo behind. . . .all my friends prolly have 2x more pts than me something my huge ego cant take :S
And now for 3 days im strugling with fixing wow at home. I patched to the latest and when i log in i still get some download that above else freakin freezes.
And now im running the repair tool which also appears to be frozen on download my fix. . . great....just great.

Oh and not to mention we are not goign out tonight aswell . . . .my luckis severely reduced these past 2 weeks! im not happy....not happy at all!
And the mobile broadband prices and data allowences are a total rip off. In europe the deals are much much better!
tbh gief back my comnet :(